That Fits So Many People

It's not just a movie!

It's real people every day. 

"No nuts, no glory!" ;-)

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That Fits So Many People

Customer Service Don'ts

This mug is a definite Customer Service no-no! 

Feels like "Go Away and Come Back Never!" ;-)

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Customer Service Don'ts

Saying It Straight

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Saying It Straight

Walking the Dog in the Ocean

This definitely helps so you don't need a pooper scooper.  ;-)

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Walking the Dog in the Ocean

Wanted Nice Customers

Wouldn't that be great if we could just ask for nice customers.

And everyone else for that matter.  

Nice, nice, I said it twice!  ;-)

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Wanted Nice Customers

The Secret Sauce

I think I found where the secret sauce is made. ;-)

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The Secret Sauce

The Real Unreal

Check out these Candy-Coated Milk Chocolate Peanuts. 

They are "100% real Unreal" taste. 

Sort of like the "genuine artificial gold" that the swim instructor promised us in camp when we were kids. ;-)

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The Real Unreal

Surviving Marriage Meshugas

Please see my new article in The Times of Israel called "Surviving Marriage Meshugas."

At the end of the day, like all things, marriage is partially what you make of it and how hard you work at it. Remember, bringing two people together, even two halves of the same whole, can be challenging and requires understanding and compromise.

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Surviving Marriage Meshugas

Dumb-Looking Chicken

This chicken has his hair on fire! 

Who would want to eat a dumb-looking chicken like that?  ;-)

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Dumb-Looking Chicken

Uh, No.

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Uh, No.

Funny Thing To Put On A Kids Carpet

 

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Funny Thing To Put On A Kids Carpet

Barrel of Cactus

 

Check out these barrel of cactus monkeys. 

Home Depot is getting a cool sense of humor.  ;-)

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Barrel of Cactus

Ain't That Cozy

That's some tuchus. 

Like two peas in a pod!  ;-)

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Ain't That Cozy

Frog Parking

Funny sign in the park:

Frog Parking Only

All Others Will Be Toad 

I hope I don't get toad! ;-)

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Frog Parking

Rainbow Vomit Cat

What type of birthday card it that?

Looks like rainbow vomit coming out of the cat's mouth.

Isn't that just adorable!  ;-)

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Rainbow Vomit Cat

Get The Pest(s) Out Of Life

This seems like some good advice

Probably should say "pests" (plural)!

No wonder the people are happy to work there, they're pest free.  ;-)

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Get The Pest(s) Out Of Life

Where Are You Pointing That Gun?

If you're sitting in this chair and smoke starts coming out between your legs, I guess you'll know why.

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Where Are You Pointing That Gun?

Watch That Hard Work

Even work is a risky endeavor.  ;-)

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Watch That Hard Work

Going to Minions or Minyan?

Dressed as a minion. 

On the way to see Minions movie. 

This kid can really play the part!  

It's funny minion sounds like minyan.  ;-)

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Going to Minions or Minyan?

Never Enough Leggings!

How many leggings is enough?

There is NEVER enough leggings!  ;-)

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Never Enough Leggings!