I'm inconsistent, but not all the time
Now, that's perfection. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
I'm inconsistent, but not all the time
Now, that's perfection. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Inconsistent In Everything
Making Off With The Passover Buffet
It comes after:
"Shave off my hair and call me baldy."
They don't make them like they used to. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Cut Off The Legs And Call Him Shorty
Red, and pink, and blue, and green, and white, and black, and...
I'm outa breath.
Can you imagine having to make these on a loom like in the olden days?
Ah, not fun for sure.
Maybe that's why some people "go commando."
Better to just kill a bear or something! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)
Fabric Fabric Everywhere
(This is obviously not a real contest or prize!)
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Most Popular Grocery Item
Chinese food.
Why?
Because everything else is closed.
And we get some good food satisfaction for the holidays! ;-)
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Kosher Chinese Food on Christmas
He stood, the whole time, on this lady's carry-on luggage as she rolled through the airport.
Dog was happy with its tongue out and ears perched up as he was riding along to his/her flight.
I wonder if people could stand on their luggage too and get through the airport quicker that way! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Dog Riding On Luggage
Shake It Up
Of course, you hang your clothing on a tree!
Calvin Klein shirts too.
I wonder what happens when the squirrels come out. ;-)
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Short of Closet Space
And people like (dog) biscuits.
What's the world coming to? ;-)
(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)
Dog Likes Starbucks
Been There Wrecked That!
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt. ;-)
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Been There Done That
You know what they'll do to you if they catch you.
Mohel on steroids.
Maybe that's what the big scare is on Halloweenie. ;-)
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Hatchet Halloweenie
Didn't think any legitimate product would actually be named "Butt Paste."
Can you imagine going up to the pharmacist and asking:
Do you have any butt paste?
Pharmacist:
Oh yes, it's in Aisle 7. Do you want me to show you where it is?
Now, we're really going down a rabbit's hole! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Politically Incorrect Ointment
Net effect is similar to the Titanic.
What is that cute little dog make a poop like that?
Sh*t flows downhill, as they say. ;-)
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Weight Discrepancy
What does it taste like?
The boba [taste] is like nothing!
Can you put in a lot of boba?
Tea sweet, but no more boba.
Why?
Because it's nothing.
But if it's nothing, why can't you put in some more?
It's tapioca, but it taste like nothing and I can only put in a handful.
Ok, give me some Thai tea with the boba in it.
Are you sure? It tastes like nothing.
Yes, yes, yes. I love boba with nothing taste, just make sure the tea is plenty sweet!
Taste Like Nothing
Break glass and eat chocolate.
Always keep a large Hershey's Chocolate around just in case! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
In Case Of Emergency
Go ahead, drive it on down.
Good luck finding a spot.
Take a ticket and stop to pay at the machine before you head out.
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Virtual Car Driving Into Garage