Showing posts with label Secret. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Secret. Show all posts
March 1, 2024
September 23, 2022
August 30, 2019
Breakthrough Hybrid Car Technology
Thought this was just too excellent.
Yes, a new hybrid car.
- The chassis goes one way.
- The passenger compartment goes the other way.
Was the engineer on hallucinogenics?
Or perhaps, this is some super secret new technology for easy parallel parking.
Think about it, if the car is driverless than what difference does it make anyway? ;-)
(Source Photo: Facebook)
October 11, 2018
Blood Libels Unabated
Unfortunately, the anti-Semites continue their refrain of "The Jews control the world" from Wall Street to Main Street to K Street.
But what they are completely missing are the true secrets of Jewish creativity and thought.
I hope you will read the article to learn about Jewish values and our faith. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
June 30, 2016
Secret To Long Life
November 25, 2014
This Is How You Do It Baby
A what?
That’s right--first no idea what it is, but I hear it making a lot of noise all the time.
Then one day, I put my curiosity to use, and stop to check it out.
It’s a little square box called a Suitmate—and wow, cool, it's a mini clothes dryer that fits exactly one bathing suit. Cute!
Who would’ve thought…you put your wet bathing suit in, hold down the lid, and in seconds it spins it dry.
No more going home with a gym bag with wet laundry—Yeah, I’m liking this.
Well, there is only one problem--it doesn’t just stop spinning by itself when you lift the lid.
So you end up scrunching up your fingers, putting them in the spinning basket, and pulling out the suit—trying to make sure not to get your hand spun out of whack.
There has got to be a better way, right?
Well last night, this guy is at the machine spinning his suit dry.
He sees me waiting off to the side—I don’t rush him or anything.
So when he’s done, he motions me over to the machine.
He leans in and goes to me like he’s about to tell me this big, big secret.
He says, “You…you know how to make this machine stop...stop spinning?
I look up at him I suppose with a look like so many before me--communicating that I had no idea there was a way to make it stop
He nods in understanding and give me this smirk--ear to ear.
He says in this broken English, “You don’t put your hand in the spinner and pull it out (motioning this dangerous way). No! “
Then he points to this little cylindrical object jutting out the top of the machine on either side (it looks like something that just holds the lid in place).
He looks at me intently, and I knew this guy is getting ready now to tell me something he considers very important—something he wouldn’t just tell anyone.
Suddenly, he lunges and grabs the cylinder on the machine and pulls--and almost like magic it stops spinning, just like that!
He looks at me again and nods like he just told me the secret to life itself.
This whole scene was so surreal and really funny, but you know what—it works.
Some things it’s good just to be told--this is how you do it baby. ;-)
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