Acid Ahead

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Acid Ahead

Customer Service Creed

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Customer Service Creed

Last Chance Sale!

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Last Chance Sale!

Herd Mentality

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Herd Mentality

Butter Me Up

Butter me up. 

Flavored teas below. ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Butter Me Up

Bathroom Etiquette

Ladies and gentlemen.

Keep this bathroom clean!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Bathroom Etiquette

Correct Name?

What type of question is that:

Do you have the correct name?

No, I was given the incorrect name at birth and want to change it to the correct one!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Correct Name?

No Bathroom Breaks

This is an interesting sign to put on the bathroom door.

Please do not use when meeting is in progress

Hmmm, no bathroom breaks allowed. 

Sure hope that meeting is over soon. 

In the meantime, got to hold on tight!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)

No Bathroom Breaks

Hey, I'm Flexible!

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Hey, I'm Flexible!

Wanted Nice Customers

Wouldn't that be great if we could just ask for nice customers.

And everyone else for that matter.  

Nice, nice, I said it twice!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Wanted Nice Customers

The Secret Sauce

I think I found where the secret sauce is made. ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

The Secret Sauce

Dumb-Looking Chicken

This chicken has his hair on fire! 

Who would want to eat a dumb-looking chicken like that?  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Dumb-Looking Chicken

Frog Parking

Funny sign in the park:

Frog Parking Only

All Others Will Be Toad 

I hope I don't get toad! ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
 

Frog Parking

Get The Pest(s) Out Of Life

This seems like some good advice

Probably should say "pests" (plural)!

No wonder the people are happy to work there, they're pest free.  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Get The Pest(s) Out Of Life

Good Brows Cost

If you want good brows, you gotta pay!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Good Brows Cost

Never Enough Leggings!

How many leggings is enough?

There is NEVER enough leggings!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Dossy Blumenthal)

Never Enough Leggings!

Walk The Walk

This is where you walk the walk. 

Now you've got to talk the talk. ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Walk The Walk

Take A Smile

Take a smile. 

Give a smile. 

Make the world a better place.  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
 

Take A Smile

Feel My Fabric

This clothing store is being maybe a little too raunchy here. 

Get your hands off me. 

Hey cut that out. 

How utterly rude. 

Wise guys! ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Feel My Fabric

Monday Signs

Starting a new week...

Pick a sign for your desk:

- Good morning let the stress begin

- Step away from my desk and no one gets hurt

- I found your nose, it was in my business

- I'm pretty sure I have no idea

Which one would you pick?

(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Monday Signs