"Suppose we refund your money.
Send you another one without charge.
Close the store.
And have the manager shot...
Would that be satisfactory?"
Actually no, that's not good enough!
While you're at it...
Bow down and kiss my filthy feet.
Flagellate yourself with 40 lashes using a wet noodle.
Give me a complimentary supply of whatever the crap is I was buying for life.
And after you shoot the manager, hang him from the tallest tree for everyone to get the message. LOL
Now dat's customer service! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
