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Three Yellow Chairs
August 11, 2022
Four in a Row
Have a seat and take a load off. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Four in a Row
August 4, 2022
Where Are You Pointing That Gun?
If you're sitting in this chair and smoke starts coming out between your legs, I guess you'll know why.
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Where Are You Pointing That Gun?
June 8, 2022
Happy Chairs
Sunshine, palm trees, swimming pool, and a nice cold drink on a hot day.
The chairs say:
It's five o'clock somewhere.
But definitely not here in Florida where it's party all the time! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Happy Chairs
December 28, 2021
Lipstick On A Chair
What a great place to get your makeup done! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Lipstick On A Chair
November 30, 2021
Threaded Blue Chair
Although getting in was easier than getting out of it! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Threaded Blue Chair
August 9, 2021
Nice Log Sitting Area
So simple with the wooden block stands
And the split log benches.
Lined up perfectly for a presentation or outdoor movie showing. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Nice Log Sitting Area
July 28, 2021
Flags and Rugs, Odd Combo Platter
We sell Flags and Rugs
Maybe like Michelle Obama said:
When they go low [with rugs], we go high [with flags].
Oh, that's what she meant!
If the store ever expands, they can add:
And we sell everything in between (like furniture).
Low, high, it's all making me a little dizzy today. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Flags and Rugs, Odd Combo Platter
July 23, 2021
My Big Kahuna
Kahuna LM-7000 in this amazing red color.
It was awesome how the chair came completely assembled.
Just plugged it in, jumped on, and started it up.
I was lying back in a spaceship reclining position getting kneaded, tapped, knocked, and shiatsu'ed.
This was better than I had imagined it would be.
I am hoping this helps with aches, pains, and sleep.
I've got my big Kahuna now! ;-)
(Source Photo: Massage Chair Heaven)
My Big Kahuna
August 3, 2020
Now That's A Deck Chair
Life is good!
Keep it simple!
Have a pillow to match.
Last chair in stock.
Grabbed the floor model.
Reminds me of the Patagonia brand. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Now That's A Deck Chair
August 2, 2020
Overpriced Desk Chairs
They had this nothing of a chair called the Harborside for almost $500. I was looking for 2 chairs, so that would've been a whooping $1,000 almost.
After a while on their web page, a chat box came up asking if I needed any help.
It was funny because the guys name was Jake, as in the commercial, "Hi, this is Jake from State Farm!"
Anyway, I must've been annoyed at their ridiculous prices and I had this farce of a dialogue with Jake.
Jake: Hello, We see you are checking out. Can we help in any way?
Me: trying to download a 25% off coupon...can you assist?
Jake: We don't have any coupons or discount codes.
Me: Just overpriced then. {smiley}
Me: Why do you charge so much for such cheap merchandise?
Jake: It's grade A teak which is the highest quality grade you buy but go on.
Me: It's a tree! Why should I pay $1000 for 2 small desk chairs. There is plenty of tweak in the forest for free!
Me: Can you explain?
Jake: *Teak. You're more than welcome to grow your own forest and make these but you'll have to move to a warmer climate. You can educate yourself better with our guide here [and he attached a link].
Me: Hmmm. Would you pay $1000 for thee little wooden chairs.
Me: Also, I'm pretty educated. TY
Jake: Yes, I have 4 on [my grandmother's porch]
Me: You didn't pay $2000 for 4 chairs for your grandmother's porch. NO WAY! I bet you got a big employee discount.
At which point, the chat box quickly bleeped off the screen!
Jake from State Farm...you didn't really buy 4 chairs for your grandmother for $2000 did you??? ;-)
(Credit Photos: Andy Blumenthal)
Overpriced Desk Chairs
June 26, 2020
Recliner Stuck
After a bolt or two that must have hit our power line, ALL the power went out.
That was not fun when sitting in an La-Z-Boy electric recliner chair.
Where the f*** is the safety release on this thing when there is no power? ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Recliner Stuck
May 21, 2020
Great Chair and Ottoman
The chair practically reaches out to grab you.
And the ottoman is an almost perfect ball.
Like two pieces that were made to be together.
You can't help but sit down, get comfortable, and have the best rest of your life! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Great Chair and Ottoman
February 21, 2020
Boom Boom Coffee Table
Superhero effects.
Big BOOM!
With explosive rays and cloud formations.
This is a definite standout in Tel Aviv showroom.
Very colorful, exciting design, and with all the intended impact. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Boom Boom Coffee Table
November 24, 2019
Ferrari Motor Furniture
The first is a coffee table for the living room.
The second is half of a nice desk.
Both are made out of working Ferrari engines.
The coffee table goes for $50,000.
And the desk goes for $75,000.
I will told that this is a bargain based on what a working Ferrari engine goes for.
In a sense you can take your table for a spin around the block...LOL.
Truly the engine (and not just design of the car) is a work of art.
It merits being a centerpiece of your office or home. ;-)
(Credit Photos: Andy Blumenthal)
Ferrari Motor Furniture
September 24, 2019
Magnificent Room Divider
The brilliant colors and the vibrant circular swirls make this outstanding to take in.
So simple in a way, yet it brings so much magnificence to any space.
Staring into this has an almost heavenly effect of traveling through that final tunnel before reaching the heavenly essence of light at the end of it all. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Magnificent Room Divider
June 19, 2019
Everyone Loves A Good Massage Chair
Yes, ah, that feels so good!
Seriously, you know you want to try it.
Yes, you do.
And you even want to take one home.
Costco's got these.
You've seen others at Sharper Image at the Mall.
They're not cheap.
This one was like $4,299.
Can you resist the urge to splurge on the ultimate in comfort and relaxation?
Take off your shoes. close your eyes, let yourself drift away.
It's a better place. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
Everyone Loves A Good Massage Chair
July 16, 2015
B&N Chairs Are The Pits
They are so uncomfortable--many people seem to rather sprawl out on the floor to browse the magazines and books, rather then get a butt bender in those darn chairs.
Some other people that I've seen now have resorted to placing cushy stuffed animals on the chairs to ease the discomfit on the arse!
I took this picture of someone's chair by the window with 2 stuffed animals left over after what must've been a much needed cushion liner on the the bare wood.
[BTW, sorry for whoever buys those sat on, smelled on stuffed animals afterwards--ew!]
The question is why invite people in to browse and sit--if you are only going to make them so uncomfortable.
Ok, I get the implicit message, "You can read for a few minutes, but otherwise buy something or get the h*ck out!"
And not that they are wrong (they aren't), but why resort to making people physically uncomfortable and forcing them to leave instead of making everything welcoming and encouraging shopping and sales.
Barnes and Nobles--a nice place to visit for 20 minutes as long as you have some stuffed animals for your butt--but Amazon will reign bookstore supreme. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
B&N Chairs Are The Pits