So I was out and about and needed to go to the bathroom.
I stopped at a local store where I was and asked if I could please use theirs.
They were nice (not all stores are) and said yes.
Inside the bathroom on the tank was this hilarious sign with a jingle reminding patrons about bathroom etiquette, as follows:
"If you sprinkle [heart] when you tinkle [heart] please be a sweety [heart] and wipe the seaty."
Hey, a reasonable enough request--everyone needs to cooperate on these things. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)