The Real Unreal

Check out these Candy-Coated Milk Chocolate Peanuts. 

They are "100% real Unreal" taste. 

Sort of like the "genuine artificial gold" that the swim instructor promised us in camp when we were kids. ;-)

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The Real Unreal

Surviving Marriage Meshugas

Please see my new article in The Times of Israel called "Surviving Marriage Meshugas."

At the end of the day, like all things, marriage is partially what you make of it and how hard you work at it. Remember, bringing two people together, even two halves of the same whole, can be challenging and requires understanding and compromise.

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Surviving Marriage Meshugas

Dumb-Looking Chicken

This chicken has his hair on fire! 

Who would want to eat a dumb-looking chicken like that?  ;-)

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Dumb-Looking Chicken

Uh, No.

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Uh, No.

Funny Thing To Put On A Kids Carpet

 

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Funny Thing To Put On A Kids Carpet

Barrel of Cactus

 

Check out these barrel of cactus monkeys. 

Home Depot is getting a cool sense of humor.  ;-)

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Barrel of Cactus

Ain't That Cozy

That's some tuchus. 

Like two peas in a pod!  ;-)

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Ain't That Cozy

Frog Parking

Funny sign in the park:

Frog Parking Only

All Others Will Be Toad 

I hope I don't get toad! ;-)

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Frog Parking

Rainbow Vomit Cat

What type of birthday card it that?

Looks like rainbow vomit coming out of the cat's mouth.

Isn't that just adorable!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Dossy Blumenthal)

Rainbow Vomit Cat

Get The Pest(s) Out Of Life

This seems like some good advice

Probably should say "pests" (plural)!

No wonder the people are happy to work there, they're pest free.  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Get The Pest(s) Out Of Life

Where Are You Pointing That Gun?

If you're sitting in this chair and smoke starts coming out between your legs, I guess you'll know why.

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Where Are You Pointing That Gun?

Watch That Hard Work

Even work is a risky endeavor.  ;-)

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Watch That Hard Work

Going to Minions or Minyan?

Dressed as a minion. 

On the way to see Minions movie. 

This kid can really play the part!  

It's funny minion sounds like minyan.  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Going to Minions or Minyan?

Never Enough Leggings!

How many leggings is enough?

There is NEVER enough leggings!  ;-)

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Never Enough Leggings!

Inconsistent In Everything

This was a funny sign in the hiking store. 

I'm inconsistent, but not all the time

Now, that's perfection.  ;-)

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Inconsistent In Everything

Tips Jar

Sense of humor when it comes to asking for tips.  ;-)

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Tips Jar

Making Off With The Passover Buffet

Please see my new article in The Times of Israel called "Making Off With The Passover Buffet."

I see Chabad not only performing genuine good deeds, but also always b’simcha (in happiness) with a big smile, even generously letting others take the Passover buffet home with them. To me, this is truly a taste not just of a festive and kosher Passover, but of the times of Mashiach where rather than fighting over the scraps of food, there is so much plenty and caring that we can’t even give it all away.

(Credit Photo: Dossy Blumenthal)

Making Off With The Passover Buffet

Cut Off The Legs And Call Him Shorty

Who knew, it's actually a song by Louis Armstrong.

It comes after:

"Shave off my hair and call me baldy."

They don't make them like they used to.  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Cut Off The Legs And Call Him Shorty

Fabric Fabric Everywhere

Beautiful rolls of fabric!

Red, and pink, and blue, and green, and white, and black, and...

I'm outa breath. 

Can you imagine having to make these on a loom like in the olden days? 

Ah, not fun for sure. 

Maybe that's why some people "go commando."

Better to just kill a bear or something!  ;-)

(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)

Fabric Fabric Everywhere

Most Popular Grocery Item

Okay and for the $1,000,000 fantasy prize, what do you think is the most popular product at this supermarket?  ;-)

(This is obviously not a real contest or prize!)

(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Most Popular Grocery Item