Showing posts with label T-Shirt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label T-Shirt. Show all posts
April 21, 2023
May 18, 2020
Keep The F*** Away From Me
Shaking hands is a no-no!
Even in the park yesterday, they had a sign prominently displayed that read:
Thank you for practicing social distancing. Please stay 6 FT apart.
We might as well all just wear t-shirts or little reminder signs on each of us with:
Keep the F*** away from me!
That about sums it up without putting up a specific distance range. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
February 25, 2020
Corruptocrats
Corruptocrats
Refers to corrupt politicians.
Couldn't believe it's actually in the dictionary.
Not all of them are, obviously.
Could it be a whole "political party" too? lol
If only everyone was pure of heart and intention. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal, and note that no disrespect intended to anyone)
June 15, 2017
Aging Is A Process
His shirt says:
"With age comes oldness."
Ah, yeah!
When he was sitting, he had his arms crossed over his chest, and I thought it said:
"With age, comes baldness."
That too!
Getting old is not easy.
Being young is not easy either.
But it's really how you handle yourself during every stage and turn in life that defines who you are and what you become as an person and a creation of G-d.
You've got to get up and walk the dance through thick and thin...life bring old age and oldness...what's the alternative. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
May 6, 2017
People Nutrition
It's a big nutrition label.
And she's wrapped in it!
I'm not sure if this is a gag or fashion statement or even a sexual thing.
Is she advertising that she's like the food?
What was really funny though is by her butt...it says
"Moschino chocolate tastes good."
Maybe that should be a black box warning!
Uh, this is way too much information for me. ;-)
(Source Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)
November 13, 2015
What's With The Best Buds?
This is especially the case when the person is alone and there is no best bud anywhere to be found.
We are all social animals, and perhaps, we all wish to have a best bud in our lives--someone to "buddy around with" and who knows and understands us, and unconditionally accepts us.
Best buds seems to almost be able to read each others minds and finish each others sentences...and they laugh hysterically together about these mindless things for which apparently only they get it.
When best buds are together, it's like they are almost in a bubble of their own world, and everyone else is on the outside, if they even exist to the buds at all.
That's because bests buds are it--they have history, they share things in common, they think alike, and they work in tandem.
It's like getting two for the price of one: they are Batman and Robbin, Tonto and The Lone Ranger, Cheech and Chong, Laverne and Shirley, Simon and Garfunkel, and so many other couplings that stick together like peanut butter and jelly.
If you have a best bud then you already know you don't need to give them a t-shirt to spell it out--the chemistry already says it all. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)
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