Life size scary-looking Jack In The Box at Home Depot.
When this clown dude pops out, you'll sh*t your pants.
And who really wants to be more scared in this world anyway?
With Covid, Cancer, Corruption, Cyber Attacks, Identity Theft, Radicalism, Terrorism, War, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Loss and Death, Environmental issues, and the Economy don't we have enough to be afraid of already? ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Much To Be Afraid Of
Love this choice of clothing!
You can choose a white shirt, a white shirt, or a white shirt.
Decisions, Decisions!
Great thing is simplicity and that you can dress in the dark in the morning.
Bad thing is you are a lifeless, colorless buffoon. ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Best Wardrobe
No, they're not noodles.
They are pencils in the museum.
And they are certainly limp, if not completely dead.
Who in the world would use a clown pencil like this?
This is some serious dysfunction.
If I could, I would certainly prescribe some much needed Viagra for these. LOL
They are that sad! ;-)
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)

Limp Noodles {SAD}