The person organizing it brought in snack foods--pretzels, cookies, chocolates, and apple pie.
Of course, there were also some token vegetables and dip.
So as you'd expect with all the junk food on the table, no one was eating the vegetables.
So one colleague goes:
Eat a cherry tomato and then you can have some pie.
The response from you know who was:
Ah, if you want us to eat a tomato then you better just put it inside the pie!
By the end, there was no more pie, but there sure were a lot of leftover cherry tomatoes. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)