So we are almost all settled in our new place (now about 2 1/2 months)...
And in the kitchen, I am re-organizing one of the top cabinets.
I reach in the very back, and I feel something all the way in the corner.
I pick it up and pull it out, and it's this really weird looking smelly pipe.
The pipe has a face on it and a blue and red stone above and below it.
My wife says it looks like a peace pipe, although I've never really seen one of those before.
There are no feathers or pictures of Indians on it, just this crazy-face staring up with crooked teeth and a big schnoz.
Did someone actually smoke this thing?
Ick, washed my hands like 3 times.
Left it on the counter to show the rest of the family.
Throw that G-d darn thing out!
Dirty smokem peace pipe with ugly face heading down the garbage chute--wonder if I should've sold it on ebay. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)