He bemoans that there are no virgins left in Vegas.
I tell my wife what he said.
And she says, "Well what does he expect in Vegas?"
I say, "I'm not sure, but I think he might be married and has kids."
So my wife says, "Then why does he care?"
I think for a second and answer, "It's someone everyone cares about like global warming."
And we both started to crack up laughing.
My wife ends the conversation with, "Andy, you are a funny guy!" ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)