"Touch this car again. You are laser sighted. You will be shot in the face!!!"
I remember in NY, people messed with the cars all the time--nasty stuff like backing or plowing into your bumpers when trying to park, keying cars, slashing tires, knocking off the mirrors, egging the cars, and one guy I remember even had his car stolen and the couple actually had sex in his back seat!
The stupid steering wheels locks to the brakes were a joke for security, the noisy annoying car alarms were so routine no one looked or cared, and LoJack helps you find the clunker again although you may never want to drive it anyway after what the crooks would do to it.
Not sure this sign will help ward off all the crap that people do--somehow they always find another way to be jerks with someone else's stuff.
Aside from James Bond's car that would explode if you tried to mess with it, does anyone else have any good ideas for car protection? ;-)
(Source Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)