There is a guy there, just a few feet away, naked.
The pool supervisor comes over and says, "Hey, where's your brother?"
The guy says, "Why?"
The pool supervisor says, "He asked for a change in schedule, and I told him he can work on Mondays, and he's not here."
The guy annoyed, says, "I'll tell him."
The pool supervisor, shakes his head, and walks away.
The guy turns to me and says, "You know this is the only job where your boss can come up to you when you're stark naked and start yelling at you!"
I say, "Yeah, and you can't even say it's sexual harassment." ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)