This was one for the books...
They put up a sign at the pool: "Locker rooms will be switched."
I asked the attendant, sort of rhetorically, "What do they mean switched?"
He says, "You know, the men will use the women's locker room, and the women will use the men's locker room!"
I looked and him, and asked innocently, "Do they have urinals in theirs?"
He goes, "No."
Then I continue and ask, "Do they need the urinals in ours?"
He answers, "No!"
So I ask, "Why in G-d's name are you switching the locker rooms?"
The attendant says, "You know, I don't really know, but we do it every year."
Uh, what's up with that! ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)